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THE HO HO HONK

  The Ho Ho Honk, a beauteous bird, weighs eleven tons.
It spends its time on Ho Ho beaches collecting hot dog buns.
It buries them within the sand and when the tide comes in,
it gets the hot dog buns all wet. Now isn’t that a sin?
     I spied a Ho Ho Honk one day a running on the bank,
and threw to it a hot dog bun but didn’t get a thank.
I said, “See here you selfish bird, why is it you’re so rude?
No more hot dog buns for you! I’ll not supply your food!”
     With this the Ho Ho Honk got mad and ran at me so fast,
I knew that I must get away if long I was to last.
But on it came, what is its name, and seized me from behind,
and put me in a hot dog bun, topped it off with Sherry Wine.
But I had jumped out and run away.
So I'll be back some other day.
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STRANGE SIGHTS

“Ice cream man, ice cream man, wait a minute if you can
and I will get a brand new penny. Oh darn! There isn’t any!”
     Silly Sally, all she has known,
is she hasn’t got a penny for an ice cream cone.

She hasn’t noticed all the strange sights around.
She doesn’t see the floating bushes
and she doesn’t see the hound!

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SEE: KITTENS VISIT MILKY WAY. ON PAGE 2


   
THE LITTLE GIRL WHO COULD FLY

There was a little girl who could fly!
As she flapped her wings she said, "Oh my!"
She flew all around, even over downtown,
but her mother called, "Don't fly so high!"
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LITTLE JACK FELL INTO A DEEP WELL
and every since then he fell and he fell.

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