The Ho Ho Honk, a beauteous bird, weighs eleven tons.
It spends its time on Ho Ho beaches collecting hot dog buns.
It buries them within the sand and when the tide comes in,
it gets the hot dog buns all wet. Now isn’t that a sin?
     I spied a Ho Ho Honk one day a running on the bank,
and threw to it a hot dog bun but didn’t get a thank.
I said, “See here you selfish bird, why is it you’re so rude?
No more hot dog buns for you! I’ll not supply your food!”
     With this the Ho Ho Honk got mad and ran at me so fast,
I knew that I must get away if long I was to last.
But on it came, what is its name, and seized me from behind,
and put me in a hot dog bun, topped it off with Sherry Wine.
But I had jumped out and run away.
So I'll be back some other day.
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